Kristofor Brown

Narrator

Himself

Man on Plane / Man in Confession Booth #2 / Old Guy/Jim (voice)

Jimmy Stewart (voice)

Chainsaw Wielding Farmer

Janitor (voice)

Burger World Commercial Announcer (voice)

Killer / Weekend at Bernie's Announcer (voice)

Chainsaw-wielding Farmer (voice)

Doctor (voice)

Hair Removal Announcer (voice)

Lou Ferrigno (voice)

Mall Janitor (voice)

Figure Drawing Class Student (voice)

Frankie (voice)

Rabid Ron (voice)

Steve (voice)

Cop (voice)

Viewer Discretion Announcer (voice)

News Anchor #2 / Bob (voice)

Additional Voices

Boz (voice)

Steve Furlong (voice)

Capt. Finelli (voice)

Bomb Squad Officer (voice)

Police Investigator (voice)

Police Detective (voice)

Sarge (voice)

Angry Neighbor (voice)

Drunk AA Member (voice)

Robber (voice)

TV Reporter (voice)

Baseball Announcer (voice)

Cult Leader / Doctor (voice)

Doctor / Security Guard (voice)